On men and gorillas: questioning and expanding the parameters of idiotic bigtech memetic brainfarts.

 

Here we go again. Same bullsh** different flavor. 

An insidous meme has begun to percolate in the maw of the algorithm posing before us a challenge unlikely to ever realisitcally ever occur. 

As with any other problem, we must first ask why this one is worthy of expending the precious and rapidly dwindling reserves of our collective cognitive bandwidth. We must question why we are being then encouraged to ponder the implications of a false paradigm imposed by dictative force. In due time. 

Let us pose the problem as presented. 

Who would win in a fight between 100 men and Gorilla? 

Alright. 

Who are these men? Where are they located? What resources do they have at their disposal? 

There is an assumption deliberately and forcibly insert into this paradigm from the outset that stipulates that the men in question cannot be armed. 

Because with the right tools, even a single man may prevail over any beast in creation. After all, the lord has granted man dominion over the earth. All things upon it may serve his righteousness or his wickedness, depending on the extent of mercy provisioned unto him for his time on this earth. The steed that rides in war may carry the rider on the side of good or evil. 

Let us start with this subliminaly imposed paramater of 100 completely unarmed men fighting a gorilla. 

What arena is this gladiatorial spectacle taking place in, exactly? in what vaccum does this slaughter occur? 

Lets say they are in an coliseum. No rocks, no weapons, no cover. 

In this scenario, indeed the gorilla will likely massacre all the men present. 

Their best bet would be to simply do nothing. 

Perhaps the gorilla, being a non-predatory hebrivore not disposed to violence for the sake of it, might be smart enough to realize that is also his own best move. They can all agree not to dignifiy this bullshit contest and kill each other for the amusement of whatever sick fuck sits around dreaming this type of shit up. 

What is the next most likely context in which such a contest may occur? 

Say a hundered men are tramping through the forests of the congo and they happen upon a gorilla. Say further they brought with them no supplies and equipment whatsoever, and this is some sick survival show some coked out Hollywood hack jotted down on the back of a sex slave whilst using their body in some no doubt uniquely perverted fashion. 

They can almost instantly grab heavy sticks and rocks. A hundered men with sticks and rocks have a fairly decent chance againt an adult silverback I should think. By the time the gorilla is occupied with ripping up the first half dozen men or so, surely enough of the others can direct sufficient blunt force to stun and eventually kill the gorilla. 

The game would be to send as few men at the gorilla as possible to keep him distracted as long as possible and minimize casualties on our side, while the remaining man improvised weapons from resources in the environmet. 

But yes, anyone tasked with engaging the gorilla in direct unarmed combat especially as the first few objects of his focus, will most assuredly meet a gruesome death. But sacrifices must be made or all the human slaves die whilst the hacks ejaculate. 

But if the men have a chance to come to the battle prepared, they can exponentially increase their leverage. Even just a bit of steel to make a blade raises the odds of success for even the first combatant by an order of magnitude. Add a bit of gunpowder and it is hardly even a contest anymore. 

Now let us return to the first question. Why are we talking about this? 

What gorilla seeks to summon itself in our minds by means of this sophmoric bit of psychosocial experimentation? Who is this speaker who threaten to toss us into the arena to be torn apart by beasts, hiding in the shadows even as he issues his mewling threats? 

It feels vaguely threatening. As the attempt of some gorilla wielding sociopath to provoke the prospect of getting beaten to death by a simian that happens to have the physical strength to do so, requiring me to excercise that uniquely human faculty of employing nature against itself.

I dont like it. Stop wasting my time with this stupid bullsh**.